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  As soon as he connected, the alien in front of him showed surprise. The Grey captain was sitting in an office, and behind him was pure chaos. The chirps that came out of his mouth would have been unintelligible to a human being, but Zorflox understood his native language perfectly. “Zorflox, where have you been? Your post was empty and your vehicle was missing. We assumed the worst.” He looked at him closely. “What is that on your face?”

  “Do you mean the SPF 80, or do you mean the mustache?” Zorflox asked. “And what do you mean by ‘the worst’?”

  “Several soldiers had their cars break down on them spontaneously. A few got electric shocks from the electronics, and a few had to escape fires. When they stepped out into the sun, their dermis underwent a reaction.” He bowed his head. “Some became so disoriented that they put themselves into danger, wandering into traffic or off of a bridge. Others submerged themselves in water, only to find that the water provided no protection. Others still went into shock and simply laid down and died.”

  “I see,” Zorflox said. He didn’t have time to mourn their loss. “Captain Ulilogax, I have something to report. Some criminals-”

  “Where are you? Some humans have taken advantage of our weakness and are rioting. Some are even brazen enough to attack our outposts. They must be pacified, subjugated, and the offenders sent to re-education camps. Can you report to Ellis Island within the hour?”

  “I cannot,” Zorflox said.

  “What do you mean, you cannot? Are you injured?”

  “I… have sustained some minor injuries, yes. I managed to mitigate some of it with this SPF 80,” he said, smearing it on his face for effect.

  “Ah. And the mustache?”

  “The mustache is simply for aesthetic reasons.”

  There was a long pause while Captain Ulilogax studied him. “Zorflox, are you experiencing a chemical imbalance? Did you check that there were no toxic metals in that cream on your face?”

  “I am fine. But I cannot report to Ellis Island. I am currently in Cleveland, Ohio, approximately eight hundred kilometers from Ellis Island. I-”

  “Eight hundred kilometers? Now I know you’re experiencing a chemical imbalance,” the Grey captain said.

  “I am in pursuit of criminals. There are a pair of females in a Mustang. A married couple from Australia may also be involved. They first caught my attention in Fairfield, when they-”

  “You chased a set of criminals for eight hundred kilometers while the sun altered your chemical composition in dangerous ways?”

  “These are sophisticated criminals, using many different techniques to evade capture by me. They are carrying something that will jeopardize our hold on this world.”

  “Really? What is your evidence of that?”

  “I just told you,” Zorflox said, sounding a little exasperated. “They are sophisticated criminals. They did not tell me what they were carrying, but they must be carrying something important.”

  “Zorflox, if these criminals aren’t something entirely made up in your head, then they’re probably just drug runners. Or they’re wanted for re-education.” The Grey captain sighed an alien sigh. “I’m bringing you in.”

  “No, Captain Ulilogax. I must find these criminals and stop them from completing their mission.”

  “Zorflox, you do not want me to get Aquipol involved-”

  “Yes. I absolutely do want to get Aquipol involved. Tell him that it’s a matter of life-and-death for the whole alien civilization.”

  The Grey captain sighed again. “You need to get to a doctor. Stay where you are and we’ll have a flying saucer there as soon as-”

  “JR, cut communications.” The projection faded from his eyes. Zorflox walked over to where the robot was. Its circuits were still exposed from the fiddling he had done earlier. He reached in and removed the locator beacon from JR’s guts. He dropped it on the parking lot pavement and crushed it under his cowboy boot.

  In minutes, he had JR reassembled and stuffed back into the ancient cop cruiser. And despite his objections about a vital system of his being destroyed, JR was fully functional and ready to help in the search for the criminals.

  Despite having a very different physiology, the Greys still required roughly the same amount of sleep that a human did. But Zorflox knew there would be no sleep tonight. While the sun was down and not burning his skin, he would search for the criminals. And when the sun came up tomorrow, he would continue to search. They had thumbed their nose at the law, and he could not allow them to get away with that. No matter what it took.

  16

  Hero didn’t know what to expect when he got back in the hotel room. If it went well, the two women might have already had sex, and they’d tell him he needed to sleep elsewhere. If it went poorly, the whole room could be trashed. The worst case scenario was that one or both of them would be gone.

  When he got back, he saw that they were in much the same position that they had been when he had left. Speedy was now naked in addition to Sunshine, and they were next to each other on the bed. They were spooning, with Sunshine as the big spoon and Speedy as the little spoon. They were watching the TV which, while now turned down significantly, was still playing the news.

  “Hey there,” Sunshine said. “Heartburn feeling better?”

  “Heartburn?” Hero asked. Then he remembered what he said when he left. “Oh, yeah. Feels great.”

  “Good.” Sunshine grabbed the remote and turned off the TV. “We have to talk to you.”

  Hero sat on the edge of the bed. “Yeah, I figured you might.” He expected to be asked to leave at any moment.

  Sunshine cleared her throat, then turned to Speedy. “Did you want to tell him something?”

  “Hey! Don’t push this all off on me. We said we'd do this together,” Speedy said.

  “Look, ladies, I get it,” Hero said. “I’m happy for you. I’ll grab my stuff and sleep in the truck so I don’t bother you. Let me use the bathroom in the morning and we’ll finish this mission so I can get out of your hair.”

  Sunshine laughed. “That’s not what we were going to say.” She looked exasperated. “Look, can you just get in bed with us? That might help us to talk.”

  Hero shrugged and pulled his shoes off. He got in the bed and both of them looked at him like he was crazy. “You’re keeping your clothes on?” Speedy asked.

  “Am I staying the night?” Hero asked.

  The girls looked at each other, then Sunshine spoke up. “You’re staying. At least for tonight.”

  Hero smiled. Even if he was about to be out of their lives for good, at least he’d spend one more heavenly night sandwiched between them. He quickly got undressed, then settled on the bed. The girls separated from each other and took up their positions; Speedy on his left arm, Sunshine on his right. Feeling both their soft skin, Hero was instantly hard. Still, he tried to concentrate on what they had to say.

  “Thanks for telling us what both of us already knew,” Sunshine said. “After it was said out loud, we were able to really confess our feelings for each other. I love Sally.”

  “And I love Victoria,” Speedy said.

  Hearing them say that should have made him lose hope, but instead, it just filled him with warm fuzzies. He was glad for them. “Well, just call me Captain Obvious, then. And I’m really happy for both of you.”

  “Well, that’s not all we talked about. We talked about you,” Speedy said. She bit her lip. “Sunshine?”

  “Both of us still have fond memories of being together with you, and you’ve reminded of us of those good times over the past few days. We haven’t felt this alive in a long time. You’ve brought us closer together, in more ways than one,” Sunshine said.

  “We’re going to try a relationship either way, but it’s impossible for either of us to deny our feelings for you. We don’t want you to leave again,” Speedy said.

  “We want you to stay,” Sunshine explained. “We care for you, and we know you’re capable of great things. We
want it to be the three of us, going on missions against the aliens, trying to save the world.”

  Hero laid there, looking from girl to girl. Both were making intense eye contact with him, and he didn’t quite know how to respond. Finally, he spoke. “I’m not sure what to say. A week ago, I was just swinging a wrench in Nowheresville. Now I’ve been assembled into a three-person party like I’m playing Final Fantasy, and we’re going to go off and level up and eventually save the world, all the while having mind-blowing sex. Does that about sum it up?”

  “The original Final Fantasy had four party members. This is more like Final Fantasy 7, I guess,” Speedy said.

  Hero kissed her. “Shut up,” he said softly, and she giggled.

  “So, do you accept?” Sunshine asked.

  Hero looked at the cute, slender brunette on his left. He looked at the beautiful, voluptuous blonde on his right. “How could I not?”

  Both women beamed. “Yay!” Speedy cried while Sunshine gave a little “Woo hoo.” Sunshine leaned in and gave him a kiss, her breasts moving onto his chest as she did so. Hero removed his arm from behind Speedy, letting it trace over Sunshine’s body. As he did that, Speedy threw the blanket off all three of them. She kissed her way down his body, making him shiver with anticipation. As soon as she was at his cock, she took it in her mouth. He gasped into Sunshine’s mouth as Speedy began moving up and down.

  “Whoa, slow down. We just got started,” Hero said.

  “Well, you just got started,” Sunshine said. “We may have started without you a little bit.”

  “I’m crushed.”

  Speedy popped Hero’s cock out of her mouth. “You hadn’t joined our party yet.”

  Hero shrugged, then went back to kissing Sunshine. His hands quested up and down her body, touching her breasts tenderly while she writhed. In a few more moments, she began kissing her own way down his chest, looking up at him the whole time. Hero propped himself up on a pillow so that he could watch.

  Sunshine moved past his cock, down to his balls, taking one in her mouth. She began to suck passionately while Speedy worked on the tip of his cock. Both looked up at him with loving eyes, just looking to please him.

  Sunshine moved up to the shaft of his dick, and the two of them moved their tongues up and down his dick, getting him wet. Their tongues touched and Sunshine broke off to kiss Speedy, moving her way to her chin and ear while Speedy continued to suck. Hero cupped Sunshine's chin with a hand and guided her back to the head of his cock, and she smiled as she went back to sucking on it.

  “Speedy, I need you to lay where I’m laying. Sunshine, get her nice and wet,” Hero directed. They both smiled and straightened up, getting on their knees. Hero rolled off the bed, letting Speedy take the spot he just occupied. Speedy spread her legs wide while Sunshine lay down prone in between them, giving her a long lick from the bottom of her labia to the top, making sure lots of spit got on it.

  After watching for a moment, Hero moved to the foot of the bed. He grabbed Sunshine’s legs and pushed them forward, making her bend at the knee and lift up onto her hands. When she was on her hands and knees, she looked back at him, her back arching a little bit. He moved his hand in between her legs, feeling how wet she was already. She was close enough to the edge of the bed that he just leaned over and buried his face in her pussy from behind. She moaned loudly, then faced Speedy, moving her face back down to her pussy.

  Hero licked up and down, getting her as wet as he could. She arched and writhed in front of him as he worked, making sure that her pussy was sopping wet. At the same time, she moaned into Speedy’s lovely sex, preparing her for Hero.

  It didn’t take long before Hero felt like he couldn’t wait. He pulled his face out of Sunshine’s behind. He lined his cock up with her waiting entrance, his cock brushing up against her leg as he positioned himself. She began to move her body back and forth, teasing him the same way she had been teasing him in the shower. This time, though, he wasn’t going to stop.

  He pressed the head of his cock into her dripping snatch, just an inch, before pulling out. He did this a few more times, just an inch, then out. She began to writhe in front of him, then whimpering. “Hero, please.”

  “Keep licking,” he commanded.

  She buried her face in Speedy’s pussy, causing Speedy to moan even louder. He went a little deeper, then pulled out again. After a few more times like this, Sunshine whimpered again. “Fuck me, please.”

  “Fuck her, please,” begged Speedy.

  He couldn’t stand up to the combined begging of these two women, so he pressed himself into her, up to the hilt. She moaned and fell forward a little bit, into Speedy’s waiting arms. Speedy ran her fingers through Sunshine’s hair a little bit, then guided Sunshine’s face back to her clit. As Hero began to really pump into her, Sunshine eventually just pursed her lips onto Speedy’s pussy lips, giving her a kiss with every thrust forward.

  Speedy alternated between looking down at Sunshine and looking up at Hero. When she made eye contact with Hero, he knew he had to fuck her right away. “Sunshine, is she wet enough?”

  “She’s so wet,” Sunshine said, sticking her finger in as if to test it. It slid right in, causing Speedy to cry out a little bit.

  “Switch places,” Hero said. Speedy grinned and jumped up, ready to take her spot on the edge of the bed. Sunshine straightened out her arms, getting on her hands to go along with her knees. She began to rock back and forth, her tits swaying underneath her as he fucked her.

  Speedy got to where Hero was standing. Hero smelled that intoxicating shampoo of hers and inhaled deeply. He wrapped his arm around her and brought her in for a kiss, which she happily accepted. When they broke from the kiss, Speedy looked down at Sunshine. “No fair. Hero said it was my turn.”

  Sunshine slammed herself up against Hero a few more times before reluctantly pulling away from him. She turned around and laid on her back, spreading her legs to show off her freshly fucked pussy. Speedy moved her lithe body between them, kneeling on the bed and leaning over. Sunshine moved closer to Speedy’s face, and let out a loud moan as Speedy’s tongue eagerly lapped at her pussy.

  Meanwhile, the sight in front of Hero was too tantalizing for him to resist. Sunshine was right, she was so wet. Hero’s cock, already wet with Sunshine’s juices, slid right into Speedy. She squeaked with pleasure as he began pounding inside of her.

  Sunshine threw her head back on the bed, lying completely flat. Her hands went to her tits as Speedy’s tongue danced across her clit. Seeing the busty blonde pinch those nipples sent Hero into overdrive, and he began slamming into Speedy. It became too much for her, and shortly, she stopped licking. She set her head on Sunshine’s pelvis, letting Sunshine’s body brace her while she got plowed.

  Speedy’s hand went to her clit as Hero kept pounding. Sunshine leaned upward, hugging Speedy’s head and continuing to hold her steady. It took mere moments for her to get herself the rest of the way off. Her face turned red and her jaw dropped as her pussy tightened on Hero’s cock. At last, the potential energy in her body released, and she let out a scream as her back arched and spasmed.

  She collapsed, her body slack against Sunshine’s as Hero continued to fuck her prone body. Sunshine lifted up Speedy’s chin, giving her a kiss. Hero laid on top of her, still undulating his body into hers. He leaned down and gave her a kiss, then moved to Sunshine and gave her a kiss as well. The three of them stuck out their tongues and shared a three-way kiss.

  Hero pulled out of Speedy. “Get on top of Sunshine,” he said. Sunshine laid her head back down while Speedy happily crawled up on top of her. Sunshine ran her fingernails up and down Speedy’s sides as Speedy’s lips met hers.

  Hero pushed Speedy forward just a little bit more as he entered Sunshine. He put his hands on either side of the women, leaning in as he began to thrust.

  They say that missionary is the most boring position. Vanilla. But, to Hero, it felt anything but boring or vanilla. Having a woman i
n between them definitely made it more exciting. Sunshine certainly seemed to be enjoying herself as well. Her moans would be waking up the whole hotel if she wasn’t locked in a kiss with Speedy.

  Hero pulled out of Sunshine and pushed right back into Speedy. Her jaw dropped as he began to pound into her again. He grabbed a handful of her hair and pulled, making her face the ceiling. Sunshine moved her lips to Speedy’s tits, licking and kissing them roughly.

  Sunshine’s hands were on Speedy’s ass, jiggling it at the same pace as Hero’s thrusts. It felt so good that Hero felt himself moving toward orgasm. He gripped Speedy’s hair even tighter as his other hand rocked her body back and forth. Speedy moaned as she felt him swell within her. “Please,” she whispered as he got closer and closer.

  Hero let go of her hair and grabbed both her hips roughly, pushing as far into her as he could go, spraying his seed within her. He thrust inside of her again before pulling out and pressing himself into Sunshine, giving her as much of his essence as was left. They both writhed against each other, their moans creating a beautiful symphony as he switched back and forth between them.

  Finally, he pulled out. He knew he should shower. He was covered in his own sweat, not to mention the wetness of both these young ladies. But he had just one thing in mind. As the two women continued to make out, he took a spot in the middle of the row of pillows at the head of the bed.

  When Sunshine saw him laying there, she laughed. “I don’t remember you being the type to just roll over and fall asleep.”

  “I must be getting old,” he said.

  Speedy got off of Sunshine and snuggled up to his left side. “Or maybe it’s that you’re not used to pleasing two women at once.”

  “That’s definitely true.”

  Sunshine got up and turned the light off, bringing merciful darkness to the room. She laid down on his right side, snuggling up and using Hero’s arm as a pillow. The aurora still raged outside, but it wasn’t enough to keep them awake. They all fell asleep in moments.